I came to work this morning, and this was the scene outside my window. I guess folks in Salt Lake City love them some David Archuleta. There's a giant throng of people swarming around a makeshift stage covered by a tent, with David waving at the crowd at random intervals. Nothing much seems to be happening, but every 20 seconds or so, there's a burst of spontaneous screaming. It sounds just like an amusement park roller coaster. Except, ahh... it looks like the screaming is not spontaneous after all. The crowd is actually being coached and filmed, I guess for some montage footage for an upcoming American Idol episode. Interesting stuff, but... now how am I supposed to walk to Barnes and Noble?