I'm sorry to have forced you all to scratch your heads day and night for nearly a month. Your suffering is over! Here are the answers to bonus movie meme questions I asked a while back, and yet another bonus quote. Actually, I'll give you several quotes, all from the same movie. If anyone gets the answer without cheating, you automatically become one of my favorite people.
Answers to previous questionsBonus 1.
A: Where is it?
B: What? The body?
A: The phone. What body?
B: No body. I mean, nobody. There is nobody in the study.
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Clue -
samhampton and
squeegman got it right.)
Bonus 2. Rand Peltzer, fantastic ideas for a fantastic world, I make the illogical logical.
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Gremlins - maybe I should have used my other quote, "Deagle Deagle Deeeeeeagle!")
Bonus 3. The propulsion system uses nitrogen tetroxide, Rudy. We wanna breathe, not dry clean our lungs.
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Space Camp - one of the first movies I remember seeing in the theater as a kid; I was a space nut then and I'm a space nut now)
Bonus 4. No, you said "wet shirt don't break," not "piss shirt bend bar"!
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Shanghai Noon - one of my favorite movies to watch in the background while doing anything on my laptop, and my first exposure to Owen Wilson, who quickly became one of my favorite actors)
Bonus 5. My cat can eat a whole watermelon!
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Rubin & Ed - a really obscure, quirky movie starring Crispin Glover and Howard Hesseman. Filmed in Utah. Among the other notable quotes is the most unwieldy self-help mantra ever, "I am an incredibly powerful salesperson who continually climbs higher and higher up the ladder of success!")
Quotes for the new bonus question---
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!
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I'm not a superhero! I'm a Latter-day Saint.
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My doctor says now I have enough silicone in my body to kill a small elephant. Isn't that cool?
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I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!
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A: If you're such a scientific genius, don't you think Heavenly Father has something more important planned for your life?
B: Who?
A: You.
B. ... What?
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A. I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
B. Don't quote Dickens in my apartment!
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I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass!
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A. Ben, superheroes that pray together stay together.
B. Aw, what the fuck!
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A. We're from The Church of Jesus Christ.
B. Oh, the Mormons?
A. That's right. I'm Elder Young and this is Elder White.
B. Well, you two boys can just fuck right off.
A. Ma'am?
B. You heard me. Take that Book of Mormon and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke, you soul soliciting pig-fuckers.
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I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.
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A. Excuse me, could you tell me what movie this is?
B. What movie this is? Where have you been, under a rock?
A. No, I'm from Utah.
B. Oh. Sorry.
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( Answer behind the cut... )